Come ride the litte train
That is rollin’ down the tracks
To the junction
Forget about your cares
It is time to relax
At the junction
Lots of curves, you bet!
Even more, when you get
To the junction
Petticoat Junction!
There’s a little hotel
Called the Shady Rest
At the junction
Petticoat Junction!
It is run by Kate
Come and be her guest
At the junction
Petticoat Junction!
And that’s Uncle Joe
He’s a-movin’ kind of slow
At the junction
Petticoat Junction!